I'm making subpar pasta sauce for my wife.

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05/27/2016 at 23:35 • Filed to: MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kitchen

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THE

AMERICAN

DREAM

DAMMIT!


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Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 23:42

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I was expecting Celica.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 23:45

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Put in some bacon bit’s and turn it up to 11 1/2. Right now it looks like a 9/10


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 23:50

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And here’s me thinking I was doing it the American dream. Two cheese burgers and one double cheese burger, both with fine chopped shallots and pickled gherkin. Cheese burgers with tomato ketchup, double cheese burger with burger sauce.

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/28/2016 at 00:42

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I recall a wise man’s words about the American dream.

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/28/2016 at 00:47

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WHAT AN ASSHOLE


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/28/2016 at 01:25

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And its even worse for immigrants :(